Technology Jokes

Dr. McCoy and the Physical

The new ensign reported to sickbay for her physical. When stripped, Dr. McCoy nodded approvingly and said, "You look nice and trim.
"Thanks," she answered. "I weigh one hundred pounds stripped for gym."
McCoy shook his head. "That guy has all the luck!"

Anonymous

Computer Dog

Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!

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Terrorist iPhone

Q: How do you blow up a terrorist iPhone?
A: Put it into airplane mode.

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