T.V. Remote

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

TV Series Pick Up

If you had your own syndicated series, it'd be called "Babe-a-lon Five."

10 Signs You Have Cyber Sex

10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette!
8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up!
7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"
6) After he uses the computer, the seat is all sticky!
5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!
4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!
3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X!
2) The keyboard is moist!
1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!