Apple AirPod RIP

Q: What happens when your new Apple AirPod falls into the toilet?
A: Death by crapper.

Blonde Calling Tech Support

One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support. "Hello how can I help you?" the tech support woman says. "Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says. "What window do you have open?" asks the tech. "Are you crazy? It's freezing cold outside!"

Viola Recording

Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.