Early Training

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team. "It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents." Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days."

Snowboard Instructor

Q: What do you say to a snowboard instructor in summer?
A: A Big Mac and fries please!

Rollerblading Struggles

Q: Do you know what the hardest part about rollerblading is?
A: Telling your dad you are gay.