Brooke Gordon's Sunday Morning

Q: What does Brooke Gordon do when she gets done shaving her pussy on a Sunday morning?
A: Slaps aftershave on it and throw it in a race car.

Early Training

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team. "It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents." Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days."

Snowboard Instructor

Q: What do you say to a snowboard instructor in summer?
A: A Big Mac and fries please!