Hunting Stories

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"   The host said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife."  "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.  The hunter slyly replied, "My ex-wife!" 

Hunting Trip Emergency

Two Virginia hunters, Bob and Fred, were going on a hunting trip. They get to where they wanted to be and started walking. After about a half hour of walking, they sit down and take a rest. Bob says to Fred, "I'm not feeling to good." Fred says, "Well, we can walk back to the truck." Bob says, "Yeah lets do that." So they start walking. About 15 minutes into the trip, Bob falls over. Fred panics and calls 911. The operator answers and says, "911, what's your emergency?" Fred says, "My friend fell over with a heart attack, I think he's dead, what do I do?" Operator says, "Well first make sure he's dead." Fred says, "Ok." The operator listens and hears a BANG!!! Fred gets back on the phone and says, "Ok. He's dead... now what?"

Stand your Ground

Q: What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the hunter came over the hill with a gun?
A: Let us spray.