Redneck Gets Shot

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game." 

Old Hunters

OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

Lost Golf Ball vs Fox Hunter

Q: What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and a fox hunter?
A: One is a hunt on the course...........