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Polish Hockey Team
Q: Heard about the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.
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Suicidal Stanley Cup
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.
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