Sports Jokes

5 Flies In The Kitchen

Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
A: The one in the sugar bowl!

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Skeleton Quits Football

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!

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Baseball

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

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Submitted BY: Danny Ozark
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