Sports Jokes

Referee in Football

Q: If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
A: Cornflakes!

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20 Dead Frenchmen

Q: What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry.
A: A good days hunting.

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Lining Up the Shot

A guy is standing over his tee shot, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... His partner says, 'What's taking so long?' The first guy says, 'My wife is on the clubhouse porch, so I want to make a perfect shot. His partner says, "forget it... you'll never hit her from here."

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