Sports Jokes

Football Team Lighters

Q: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?
A: They kept losing their matches.

Anonymous

Super Bowl LV

Q: How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?
A: Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Anonymous

Obama Golf

During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard, President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asked his Scottish caddy if he had noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replied: "Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver". The President picked up his driver and cleaned the club face, at which point the caddy said, "No, the other end".

Anonymous
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