Football Misunderstanding

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. They found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year." His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a boy to propose to a girl. But, regardless of how you said it, I accept!"

Different Between Yoga Instructor and Torturer

Q: What is the difference between a yoga instructor and a torturer?
A: The torturer apologizes first!

Piece of Rope

Q: Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
A: He was the skipper!