Golf Balls!

Ok,  this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country. He's totally enamoured with the golf ball because he's never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give away as souvenirs. While passing through the customs on his way back, the customs officer, who's perhaps a bigger idiot than this guy, notices his pockets bulging with all these golf balls and can't figure it out. So he asks our man, "What the hell is all this?!" To which he replies, "Oh they're just golf balls." So the customs officer goes, "Oh oh! You mean like tennis elbow?"

Boot To Ear

Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!

If Men Ruled The Sports World

• Once a year, you could gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets and go pillage a nearby town.
• The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From a Different Camera Angle."
• The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers' mascot.