How Many Men?

Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

Never Done

They say a woman's work is never done...
Maybe that's why they get paid less than men.

Women Speak, Men Speak

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.