How To Get A Man To Leave

Q: How do you get a man to leave when you want?
A: Ask him about his feelings.

Two Guys on a Desert Island.

Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island. "What should we do?" said Ed. "Hmmm, let's think." replied Fred. Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

Looking For A Little?

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"