Getting a Man to Do Sit-ups

Q: What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote between his toes!

Computer is Female

• Picky, picky, picky.
• They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
• Beauty is only shell deep.
• When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
• Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
• Always turning simple statements into big productions.
• Small talk is important.
• You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
• They make you take the garbage out.

Foolish Marriage

"And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife replied. "Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed." "I did!"