Men Are Like UFOs

Q: How are men like UFOs?
A: You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.

We Both Are Hear for The Same Reason

While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had been rejected by the intended female recipient. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once. When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She responded, "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

Male Hobbies

Q: What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?
A: Video games and porn.