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Man In Supermarket
Man walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner. The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically
"How did you guess?" She replies
"Because you're ugly."
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Own Mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?
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Prerequisite For Farting
Q: Why do men break wind more than women?
A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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