Sexist Jokes - About Men

Beach Exercise

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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Man In Supermarket

Man walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube toothpaste, 1 loaf of bread, 1 pint of milk, 1 single serving cereal, 1 single serving frozen dinner. The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically
"How did you guess?" She replies
"Because you're ugly."

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Own Mind

He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?

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