Prerequisite For Farting

Q: Why do men break wind more than women?
A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Typical Male

Q: How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
A: All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

First Date

It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber. Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enough about me. Let's talk about you." She breathed a sigh of relief. He went on, "What do you think about me?"