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Sexist Jokes - Private Parts
Waist
Q: Why is the section of body between a woman's breasts and her crotch called a waist?
A: You could fit another pair of breasts there...
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Open Minded
Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A: So men can be open minded.
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Adjustments
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity. The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They discussed this, and decided it would change the texture and feel of it. The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it." They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him erection problems. The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"
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