One Wish to Each

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blonde ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.

Women Feet Size Mystery Solved

Q: Why are women's feet so small?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink while washing dishes!

PMS Cross The Road

Q: Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
A: She just did, alright!!