Sexist Jokes - About Women

Womens Monthly Pain

Q: Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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MasterCard for Men

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance, with tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: Priceless.
There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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Anonymous

A Happy Bride

To the bride: To be happy in your marriage, you should approach each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your period.

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