Sexist Jokes - About Women

Best Thing About a Blowjob

Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
A: The 15 minutes of silence!

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Disaster Plans

Q: Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
A: So men can think about solutions without distractions.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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The Perfect Diagnosis

The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous redhead. "I would suggest to you, young lady, began the doctor,  that you discontinue some of your running around, stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, and above all you will have to start eating properly and getting to bed early." Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why not have dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that you have the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!"

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