Mechanical Whore?

Q: Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
A: She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

Men Mopping

Q: How many men does it take to mop a floor?
A: None. It's a woman's job.

Doughgirl Is Sick

In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a new Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.