Look Away

I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high.
She looked surprised.

Cavemen Logic

Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by their hair?
A: Because if they dragged them by their feet, they would fill up with mud.

Two Old Friends

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what´s been going on since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally asked "How is she in bed?" First guy replies "She´s fantastic, she sucks like a real man!"