Sexist Jokes

My Girlfriend Is Smokin'

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

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Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't

  1. Bleed for a week and not die.
  2. Give milk without eating grass
  3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Just Like Dad

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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