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Mechanical Whore?
Q: Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
A: She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
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Pregnant Centerfold
Q: What's the difference between a woman who is nine-months pregnant and a Playboy centerfold?
A: Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
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Men Mopping
Q: How many men does it take to mop a floor?
A: None. It's a woman's job.
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