Sexist Jokes

Woman On The Moon

Q: Why didn't NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
A: Because it does not need to be cleaned!

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No Fooling

Just came back from holiday in Thailand and I came so close to sleeping with a lady boy. Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady and even kissed like a lady. It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed parked the car in the garage first time that I thought, "Hang on a damn minute."

Submitted BY: DrDraculaConstantine

Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.

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