Man Doing Housework

Q: What's a man's idea of housework?
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Never Criticize the Dusting!

Our last fight was my fault.  My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?"  I said, "Dust."

Is That a Roll of Quarters in Your Pocket?

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her constantly glancing down at his crotch. "Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, "and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?" "As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down once more toward his embellished jeans. "Do you have change for a dollar?"