Verbal Skills

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

Santa Can't Be A Man

• Men can't pack a bag.
• Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet.
• Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
• Men don't answer their mail.
• Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
• Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
• Having to do the "Ho, Ho, Ho," thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
• Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

Brunettes and Bras

Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A: It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.-