Sexist Jokes

Definition of Bad Lover

Definition of Bad Lover: An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.

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Men Are Like Vacations

Men are like vacations... they never seem to be long enough.

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Laying Carpet

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her,  then walk all over her.

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