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Valentine Drinks
As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.
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Hitchhiking Through The South
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?" "Ask you what?" replied the trucker. "If I'm a boy or a girl," answered the youth. "Don't matter," replied the trucker. "Gonna fuck ya anyway."
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Captured
Three explores in Africa are captured by a local tribe. They're taken to the tribal chief, who tells them that they have trespassed on sacred tribal lands and says, "For your punishment, you must choose death or bongo!"
Well, the first explorer thinks to himself "I don't know what bongo is, but it can't be worse than death". So he says "I choose bongo".
So, all the tribesmen take turns raping him. Seriously, they pass him around like a crack whore. They truly bugger him senseless.
The second explorer watches this horrific gang rape but thinks, "At least it's not death." So, the tribesmen take their turns on him too. It makes prison rape look like a casual flirtation.
The third explorer thinks, "My honor as a man must remain intact" and says "I choose death!"
The chief says "Okay, then, DEATH BY BONGO!"
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