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Prostitute and Nymph

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Football Player and Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?
A: An illegal procedure.

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Riddles
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Too Much!

A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong. "Well," replied the man, "When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking." "Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!" The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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