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Pleasing Myself
A guy hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the guy starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think you're going to please with THAT thing?" The guy responds, "Me baby, me!"
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50 Shades of Grey
I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang! Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.
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Pimp @ Costco
Q: Why did the pimp get a membership to Costco?
A: He herd that everything in the store was hoesale.
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