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Pardon Me

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass." The second salesman says, "Watch your mouth! There's a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, mam." The woman looks at him and says, "That's OK. I'm a hooker. If I don't move some ass this month, I'm going to lose my furniture!"

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Pleasing Myself

A guy hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the guy starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think you're going to please with THAT thing?" The guy responds, "Me baby, me!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Insult Jokes
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50 Shades of Grey

I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang!  Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.

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