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50 Shades of Grey

I was telling my friend how I regularly pay for a prostitute who specializes in dominatrix when I'm drunk. "Dang!  Why would you pay money for that?" "Beats me." I replied.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Pimp @ Costco

Q: Why did the pimp get a membership to Costco?
A: He herd that everything in the store was hoesale.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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The Parrots

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"

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