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Subway Career

Q: How did Jared Fogle from Subway start and end his career?
A: Trying to get into smaller pants.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Whorehouse Visit

Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse. Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k." Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k." Mike comes out of the third bedroom, holding two dollars. Fred and Bob ask, "Did she donut you?" "No" says Mike, "she told me to go and buy a box of Cheerios."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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I Remember You

A guy is in the grocery store when a pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s taken aback and can’t place her. “Do I know you?” he asks. “I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” she says. He racks his brain to think of how that could be. Then he remembers the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. “Wow,” he says. “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who tied me down on the pool table, and did it with me, with all my buddies cheering, while your friend sprayed whipped cream on my butt? Boy, that was insane.” “No,” she says. “I think I’m your son’s math teacher.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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