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Henry's Cork

"Look at me," an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine old carefully stored wine." "I certainly have to agree with that." piped-up his obviously long suffering wife. "Henry's cork's been stationary for years."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Dogs And Cats

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy. "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Flush

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.  A few minutes later, a loud, blood- curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door and looks in.  You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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