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Rubbed The Wrong Way

A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Jock Booty Call- Unnecessary Roughness

Hey babe, I hear you're into unnecessary roughness. High five!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sports Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Skanky Sperm Bank

Yo mama so skanky, she could sell her spit to a sperm bank.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Sex Jokes
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