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Rabbi and a Priest

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there's something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all -- have you ever tasted ham?" "Well," the rabbi laughed, "Sure I've tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die -- could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?" The priest blushed and said, "There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman." The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Beats the hell out of ham, don't it?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
Anonymous

The Envelope

My wife doesn't know it, but every time we have sex I put $1 in an envelope. I'm saving that money and plan on getting her something special for our anniversary.
So far she's getting a McChicken.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Scream And Groan

Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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