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The Eleventh Commandment

We have all heard of the ten commandments. Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton. "Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."

Categories: Political Jokes , Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes
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Anonymous

The meaning of life

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied, "I've never done either." "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor. "No, I've never done any of those things either." "Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Anonymous

Check Who It Is

One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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