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Prostitute Visit

A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"

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No Children

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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In Batman's Mouth

The answer. A cockrobin.
The question. What are you putting in my mouth Batman?

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