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Little Johnny

Little Johnny woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door. Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad. Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks out and exclaims "Hah!, they got nerve...they sent ME to the doctor for sucking my thumb!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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The Talking Banana

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Sex Education

One day in class the teacher has sex education. On the black board she draws a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is. In the back of the room, Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis, and my father has two of them."
The teacher looks surprised and asks, "What do you mean, two?"
Dirty Johnny responds, "A little one to pee, and a big one to brush the baby sitter's teeth."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School)
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