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Misunderstood

My coworker was eating an ice cream cone on her lunch break when she caught me staring at her. "Hey what's up?" she said. "Oh nothing, it's just that I want to ask for something but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me," I replied. "Haha don't worry, I won't," she said reassuringly.
"I wanna lick it," I said. She quickly extends the ice cream cone to me, to which I said, "I knew you'd misunderstand."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Living On Love

A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, "We can just live on love."
Finally, she relented and they got married. The morning after their honeymoon, she got up and sat on the heater. The hippy asked, "What are you doing?"
She replied, "Heating your breakfast."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Dandruff

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem, but she gave him 'Head & Shoulders' and it cleared up.  
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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