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The Birds and the Bees and Jewelry
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?” she asked.
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Roman Warrior
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?
A: Gladiator.
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Hind-lick Maneuver
A woman orders a chicken sandwich and starts to choke. People are running frantically, trying to figure out what to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner whisper to each other and run in front of the choking lady. One strips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in front of his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass. Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged food from her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the two homosexuals return to their food. One turns to the other and says, "Wow, that hind-lick maneuver really works!"
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