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Two Sperm Racing

Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"

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What a Yawn Means

Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

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It's All In The Grip

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member". After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

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