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Blackhead
Q: What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A: Hugh Grant.
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The Blind Man in the Brothel
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.
He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and didn't you go to Cardozo High School in Detroit?"
"Yes. How'd you know?"
"I never forget a face."
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The Birds and the Bees and Jewelry
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?” she asked.
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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