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A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip. And, there were still 5 shaves left!

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God Gave Women Belly Buttons

Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?
A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Human Anatomy

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. "The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis." A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong. "My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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