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Ultimate Rejection!
Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
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Sex Shop Purchase
An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she asks in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"
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Lonely Fisherman
Q: What do you call a lonely fisherman?
A: A Master-Baiter.
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