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Indulging in Habits

Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more time, they will die. Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink." The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead. Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
Anonymous

The Gay in the Bar

A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."  The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."  The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything."  The bartender says, "Well, all right!" and pours a beer.  A while later a cowboy walks in and says "Bartender give me a beer! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls" A voice is heard from the corner. "Moo! Moo! Buckaroo!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Anonymous

Stereotypes

Some stereotypes just aren't true, not all gay people are flamboyant and constantly happy.
Some of them are lesbians.

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Anonymous
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