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Let Go

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand. She froze, jumped up and said, "I've got two words for you, DROP DEAD!" Then he said, "I've got two words for you, LET GO!"

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Macho Man

Q: What is a macho man?
A: At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does this happen to you often?'

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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An Hour Fast

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can read alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking." "What does it say about me?" asked the blonde. "It says you want to sleep with me," said the man. "Sorry," said the blonde, "I think your watch is broken." "Hmmm," said the man slowly examining the watch, "It seems to be running an hour fast."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Blonde Jokes , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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