Sex Jokes - Booty Call Jokes

JokerZ offers a HUGE collection of funny dirty jokes. Check out our professionally curated categories for hilarious adult jokes and sex jokes. Set your filter on Risque and Uncensored to browse dirty knock-knock jokes, inappropriate jokes and one liners from professional joke writers. Over 3000 of the best dirty jokes will have you ROFL. Share jokes anonymously with friends or post on social sites.

Farmer and the Pretty Lady

One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went. While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large beautiful breasts. She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there". The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish me?" The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The young lady said, "Easy silly! Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the friggen chickens!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

The Neighbor Needs a Vase

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said "my god you look so depressed." The neighbor said " you bet I am, look what my damn husband sent me...six dozen roses. Now you know what that means  I'm going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread." " Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Geek Booty Call - Sniffer

My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2176 seconds