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Getting What You Ask For!

A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot,"  answered the voice. The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again. "Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!" "What?" said the voice, "Again?"

Categories: Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Anonymous

Interpretation

I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early. She told me to use the back door and to be quick.
I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Anonymous

Sex in the Car

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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