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Fox Hole

Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Bestiality

Categories: Military Jokes , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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Greedy Kiwi

This aussie caught this kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep. "Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them". The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with anyone"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes)
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Bear Hunting

A hunter goes to the forest. He sees a bear and fires at it, but misses. The bear is nowhere to be seen.
Suddenly the bear taps him on his shoulder and says, "You tried to kill me, either I'll kill you or pull down your trousers and let me have my way with you. The hunter chose life.
He goes home embarrassed, buys a bigger gun and goes back to hunt the bear. He sees it at a distance, fires, misses, the bear disappears in the thick brush only to pop up behind him a little later. The bear recognizes the hunter and says, "You know the choices."
The hunter, sore for months after the ordeal, brings a bazooka to get over his humiliation. He finds the bear, fires and falls back due to recoil. The smoke clears and the bear is standing over him, rubbing it's chin. "You don't come here for hunting, do you?"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Hunting Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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