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Dog Show
Q: Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
A: He got 16 months in prison.
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Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree. "Ah-ha....!" The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going to eat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily, "Damn it, doesn't anybody simply fuck anymore?"
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Three Dogs at the Vet
Three dogs were at the vet talking to each other, when they got to the topic of why they were there.
The first dog says, "I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here."
The second dog said, "I peed on my masters $1,000 rug."
The third dog then pipes up and says, "My master is a woman and she likes to clean house in the nude. So today, when she bent over to pick something up, I went for the ride of a life time!"
"And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs.
"No," replied the third. "I'm getting my nails clipped."
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